I want to Donkeypunch Paris Hilton
So much has been made about the looks of Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin that it’s a wonder nobody’s paid attention to that other, third-party presidential candidate – Paris Hilton.
That’s right, election watchers may forget that this past summer Paris declared herself a candidate for President in a video posted on comedy Web site, funnyordie.com. Well, Paris hasn’t forgotten and to reinvigorate her campaign, she is releasing a new video at swaghousemedia.com on Sunday, Oct. 26.
A brief clip can be seen at People.com. The video features her “Secret Service Dudes,” and in it she talks about being good at sipping a martini and being the best “Commander-in-Bikini”.
Somehow, we think we won’t see Sarah Palin the same way anytime soon, but with the Nov. 4 election nearing, you never know what any of the candidates will do to get votes.
