Sarah Palin naked?

Who cares about Republicans vs Democrats. We’re too dumb for all this political talk, unless it has to do with Lindsay, Samantha, Dina and Michael and…. We just know one thing, Sarah Palin is kinda hot. Yeah, we’re all nodding, we’d tap it. A lot hotter than frackin’ Joe “Jerry Van Dyke” Biden. Sarah Palin, John McCain’s Vice President pick for the Republicans, is totally MILFy GILFy. Just look at her, ya know it, she’s totally naughty, kinky, and takes no bullshit. Mmmm, Sarah could be MY VISE President any day.

And you know, she’s totally gotta have a naked picture out there someplace. And if not, someone should quickly photoshop one up. I tell ya, she’d win hands down with a leaked naked picture. (Mmm, a little leather collar, riding boots and a whip….) We’d all, guys I mean, have boners for her, which would control our voting decisions. She’s the anti-Hillary Clinton — who was a major boner deflater. The cock controls the decision of men, and we do dumb stuff for chicks, which includes voting for a Republican in 08.

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Updated Sept 10: Sarah Palin Contest Pics here!