Biggest Frakin Oscar Ad Ever

GEORGE CLOONEY!!!
(oh yeah… and Tom Wilkinson)
FOR MICHAEL CLAYTON!!!

Tom: “Hey George, ya there?”
George: “Another frickin’ Oscar. That’ll score more babes…”
Tom: Knock knock “Hello, George?”
George: “…It’ll make everyone forget I was on Facts of Life.”
Tom: “George, the door is stuck, can you open it?”
George: “Ok, a second Oscar means I can do two more Ocean pics. And maybe some franchise. Yeah, Batman didn’t quite work out, but I gotta get me one of those Bonds or Harry Potters. Frickin Damon, that mongo, has his Bourne series.”
Tom: walking away “Nevermind.”
George: “Even Cage has his lame National Treasure…”
Tom: to himself “I wonder if I have any change for the bus home?”
George: “I wonder what Spielberg is up to? I could do the next Indiana Jones…”