Diablo Cody STILL Twittering. STILL Pointless.
I am doing my stunt! FUCKING HUGE. about 11 hours ago from txt
Geek POV shots, ahoy! about 15 hours ago from txt
Production is letting me keep video camera! Will be perfect for my roller coaster trip this summer. about 15 hours ago from txt
@ isky Bring breath mints! about 16 hours ago from txt in reply to isky
I wish California Cooler still existed. about 16 hours ago from txt
Happy birthday Ahmet! How about a cake iced with Dan’s smegma? about 16 hours ago from txt
You’re missing *A* ham. Me. about 16 hours ago from txt
A real fire must be so horrifying. Moment of silence. about 16 hours ago from txt
The ham might be just me. about 16 hours ago from txt
It’s hot and it stinks like ham and fire extinguisher. about 16 hours ago from txt
Bar is going up in flames. about 16 hours ago from txt
“This ain’t Mister Rogers,” says my co-bartender, watching them soak the rafters in fuel. “This ain’t pretend.” about 16 hours ago from txt
Thank you for being in our movie, Adam Brody! about 17 hours ago from txt
Kingsleynova! about 18 hours ago from txt
@ cinemagic Anyone can have my ass if they just follow my simple regime of drinking hot bacon grease with every meal. about 19 hours ago from txt in reply to cinemagic