Diddle Diablo’s Twitter
April 30, 2008
Oscar winner Diablo Cody is exposing her Twitter to all:
I strung Christmas lights on my gate so the Pizza Hut guy could find me more easily. True story.
about 6 hours ago from txt
Now he’s face-fucking one of my Vans. He likes the smell. about 9 hours ago from txt
My Dog is Currently: showing a dehydrated cow penis who’s boss. about 11 hours ago from txt
Remember when Tyra’s production company was called “Ty Ty Baby”? That was awesome. about 11 hours ago from txt
I have still never seen an episode of “The Hills.” I am missing a lively cultural dialogue. about 15 hours ago from txt
I feel like Julia Allison or something. about 15 hours ago from txt
Watching Jennifer’s Body dailies; got a wettie already! about 15 hours ago from txt
“My fucking wife has an ass in her cock over in the driveway, all right?” about 15 hours ago from web
Just had a meeting about main titles for the show. Trying to avoid Juno-type music lest I be mistaken for an avowed freak-folkie. about 16 hours ago from txt
My Oscar looks so shiny today! YAY! RING POP! about 16 hours ago from txt
These pants are cool. I look like a fucking train conductor. Let it be said: I RULE. about 17 hours ago from txt
That said: wowie zowie, what a beautiful day. about 18 hours ago from txt
I am on my way to the production office. My daily Kombucha habit is beginning to erode my mouth. And my legs are all bruisy. I am a one- … … about 18 hours ago from txt
(tap dances) about 18 hours ago from txt
GOOD MORNING TWITTER! about 18 hours ago from txt
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