PS. Ashton Kutcher is an idiot too

March 26, 2008

If Ashton Kutcher’s new show, “Pop Fiction,” was meant to take a jab at the tabloids, the celebrity rags aren’t feeling it. According to New York Daily News’ Rush & Molloy, the show’s faux gossip fodder just doesn’t compare with the real thing. “Ashton’s not a journalist,” a magazine editor told the Daily News. “One of the stories was about Avril Lavigne being pregnant. But everyone watched her in Miami, and reporters caught her drinking. A fake belly doesn’t get by us.” Besides, the magazines get the tip-off before Ashton’s crew has a chance to pull a “punk,” according to the source. “There’s nothing these people do that we don’t know about before they get there. We know everything. Ninety percent of their lives are put together by other people. It’s almost like these celebs have LoJack. It’s easy to track them.”

Via MSNBC

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