Vern Vs. The CHAOS DVD
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Wow, over at Ain’t It Cool News, Vern’s 4,345 word review of the DVD Chaos is up. Is this movie worthy of a 4,345 word review? Are these guys paid a nickle per word? If you have an hour or so, pour yourself a cuppa joe and begin….
Well boys, there’s this horror movie called CHAOS that comes out on DVD at the end of September. I thought it would be good to review it now so that you will have forgotten about it by then. I wouldn’t recommend watching the movie - in fact, if possible, I recommend not ever hearing of it. Just stop reading now, unread the first part of this paragraph, and don’t think about it again. We’re only encouraging them. By reviewing this movie I’m just giving the dipshits who made it the attention they’re waving their dicks around begging for, but I want to review it for two reasons
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