I’ll pay anyone a dollar if they kick Ashton Kutcher in the nutsack

May 2, 2008

Hack Ashton Kutcher Joins CAA

April 8, 2008

Ashton Kutcher has left his long-time agency home at Endeavor to join CAA.

Kutcher had been at Endeavor for 10 years, since the first season of Fox’s “That ’70s Show,” which put the young actor on the map.

Since then, he has become a big-screen leading man, with his most recent starrer, comedy “What Happens In Vegas…,” opening May 9.

Via HR

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PS. Ashton Kutcher is an idiot too

March 26, 2008

If Ashton Kutcher’s new show, “Pop Fiction,” was meant to take a jab at the tabloids, the celebrity rags aren’t feeling it. According to New York Daily News’ Rush & Molloy, the show’s faux gossip fodder just doesn’t compare with the real thing. “Ashton’s not a journalist,” a magazine editor told the Daily News. “One of the stories was about Avril Lavigne being pregnant. But everyone watched her in Miami, and reporters caught her drinking. A fake belly doesn’t get by us.” Besides, the magazines get the tip-off before Ashton’s crew has a chance to pull a “punk,” according to the source. “There’s nothing these people do that we don’t know about before they get there. We know everything. Ninety percent of their lives are put together by other people. It’s almost like these celebs have LoJack. It’s easy to track them.”

Via MSNBC