Oh god, Britney’s talking to the press again
August 12, 2008
Paris Hilton took advantage of John McCain’s ad citing her and Britney Spears, but Spears stayed strangely silent. It appears she had more pressing engagements to tend to. Spears is said to have just completed her first exclusive sit-down interview and photo shoot in nearly two years. OK! magazine, the same publication that attempted to deliver Spears’ previous exclusive agreement, is said to be running her tell-all in this week’s issue. - from MSNBC
Britney Spears & Russell Brand — Pinch Me — 2008 VMAs Spot
August 11, 2008
Does Britney Spears’ son have autism?
August 9, 2008
Two weeks after Britney Spears joined other celebrities at an autism fund-raiser, we get tabloid speculation that she’s worried her son might have autism.
“Jayden James, the son Britney shares with Kevin Federline ‘often seems to be in his own world,’ said a Federline insider. In contrast to his vigorous and cheerful brother Sean Preston, the 2-year-old boy is very calm and hard to get through to.”
TMZ attempted to smack the rumor down two weeks ago.
Jayden turns 2 next month. In July, the pop singer attended a Generation Rescue fund-raiser in Los Angeles with Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carry. Generation Rescue advocates for removing metals from vaccines and treating autistic children with biomedical treatments. - from here
Britney Spears Under Dad’s Control Until December 31
August 1, 2008
Britney Spears will be under the conservatorship of her father Jamie until December 31, it was decided in court Thursday.
“Ms. Spears is reluctantly agreeing to extend the temporary [conservatorship],” L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz said after the hearing.
The commissioner also said Jamie’s conservatorship could be “terminated earlier.” A status hearing was set for October 28.
- from US
Oops, she did it again. Is Britney Spears pregnant?!
July 29, 2008
Hillbilly Britney Spears smoking in front of kids. Is that a lighter in her son’s hand?!
July 22, 2008
Britney Agrees to Sole Custody for K-Fed
July 18, 2008
From E!:
Britney Spears has agreed to hand the parenting reins over to Kevin Federline.
K-Fed’s longtime attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan exclusively tells E! News that the divorced duo have reached a settlement in their long-gestating custody case.
According to the agreement signed by all parties, Federline gets sole legal and physical custody of sons Sean Preston and Jayden James and Spears will have visitation rights.
“The case has been settled,” Kaplan said. “The court still has to approve it. ” Both parties are due in court Friday morning.
Britney Spears picks her Burial Plot. Woo Hoo!
June 13, 2008
Britney Spears purchased her burial plot over the weekend. The pop tart plopped down a fistful of cash on a gravesite in the VIP section of Hollywood Forever Cemetery after reading about a book about the final days of actress Marilyn Monroe.
“Britney is fascinated with Marilyn and visits her grave often. Since she’s been getting her life together she’s been reading about the star and recently has been glued to a book about the actress,” a spywitness says.
“She’s fascinated that Marilyn asked her favorite make-up artist to make her look beautiful after she died and picked her own burial plot. So when Britney saw Rudolph Valentino’s grave at the cemetery she shrieked and said she wanted one. She told her aides: ‘I’m going to live for ever so I want to be brought to the Forever Cemetery when I’m 101.’”
- from Popcrunch
LOL. Lynne Spears’s Memoir Set for Fall Release.
June 12, 2008
Lynne Spears’s memoir about raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn will be released this fall, the publisher confirms to PEOPLE.
“When Jamie Lynn got pregnant, it was put on hold,” says a spokesman for Thomas Nelson, which publishes inspirational books and Bibles. “Lynne never stopped working on it because she wants to express her love for her children and tell their stories through a mother’s eyes.”
Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World” is likely to be released in September, says the spokesman.
- From People
Britney and Mel’s Stinky Cigar Club Rendezvous
June 11, 2008
Britney Spears and Mel Gibson had a smokin’ date Tuesday night – at an exclusive Beverly Hills cigar club.
For more than two-and-a-half hours, the singer, 26, and the actor-filmmaker, 52, met in what was confirmed to PEOPLE as a more of an ongoing guidance session than a business pow-wow.
For their rendezvous at the members-only Havana Club, both showed up separately shortly before 7 p.m., well into the third game of the NBA finals between the L.A. Lakers and the Boston Celtics, which was playing at the bar. As for the smoking and watering hole itself, habitués include Ben Affleck, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Danny DeVito.
When Spears arrived, her bodyguard drove a Jeep Commander into the underground parking garage, and she exited with her blonde hair up and pulled back by a white headband. Also with Spears were her assistant Brett and a bodyguard.
“She looked pretty in her new Capri jeans a blue blouse, white shoes and a brown bag,” says a photographer. Earlier in the day, Spears was seen shopping at the Lisa Kline boutique in Beverly Hills, where she purchased the new jeans and tried on several necklaces.
“Britney looked like a doll with bright red lipstick,” added the photog, who described her as “very quiet” and “with a serious look on her face as she walked in to the Havana Club.”
- from People
Court: Britney Spears too dumb, fat, to take part in probate case
May 31, 2008
Britney Spears is not yet fit to participate in court proceedings in her conservatorship case, her lawyer told a Los Angeles Superior Court commissioner Thursday.
Samuel Ingham, Spears’ court-appointed attorney, and attorneys for the pop star’s father and conservator, James Spears, spent 90 minutes in Commissioner Reva Goetz’ chambers.
Ingham told the court afterward that Spears’ medical condition is “fluid” because her treatment is changing.
- From CNN
Did Britney Just Crap Herself?
May 26, 2008
Mel Gibson and Britney Spears in paradise
May 24, 2008
There. So Mel Gibson and Britney Spears flew off to Costa Rica together.
No, it wasn’t a naughty tryst. It wasn’t a wacky celebrity skit on “Saturday Night Live.” It wasn’t even a copy of People magazine sent through the office shredder and reconstituted like a Franken-story. Nope, just one inhabitant of the celebrity “Truman Show” lending a hand to another denizen of the bubbled universe. Unlikely as it sounds.
The two — accompanied by his wife and her father — had gone to vacation and look at property. Mel already has a home there. And Britney could certainly use a refuge from the paparazzi, though wouldn’t you know it; the tabloids even followed the songstress there, and snapped pictures of her swimming off Barrigona Beach.
It’s not hard to figure out how the 52-year-old Gibson and the 26-year-old Spears know each other — through Blair Berk, defense lawyer to the stars, who has helped both of them sort out their legal problems. Berk declined to comment, as did Spears, and Gibson’s publicist said that Gibson would not be able to comment as he was out of the country.
But what are these two really doing together? According to those who know (who declined to be named for fear of angering the actor), Gibson — and his wife, Robyn — reached out to Spears back in the dark days of February, around the time the troubled songstress was committed to the UCLA Medical Center’s psychiatric unit. He was tortured by the idea that the pop star might end up dead, in part a casualty of the public’s lurid fascination with her. Says one informed source, “There was no religious overtones, no endgame other than trying to show her there’s a way to live your life without being in the fishbowl, and learning how to raise kids that way.” Indeed, unlike Suri Cruise or Jaden Smith, the seven Gibson kids have avoided becoming tabloid grist.
- From LATimes
‘I am not pregnant - it is just my medication that makes me bloated’, says lardass Britney
May 18, 2008
Britney Spears has denied that she is pregnant with her third child and says that her bloated tummy is simply down to new medication she is taking. The singer spoke out after pictures after pictures published this week showed the star smoking a cigarette with a suspiciously bloated stomach.
- from dailymail
Britney is still a chunky monkey
May 18, 2008
Sugar Tits, I mean Britney Spears, and Mel Gibson on Vacation. Together. Really.
May 15, 2008
Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are headed to Costa Rica where they will vacation with the singer’s father and Gibson’s wife, a source tells PEOPLE.
“They’re just going away for a few days to relax,” says a source.
The group plan to stay at Gibson’s Costa Rican home. They will be back early next week.
The unlikely pair were first spotted together back in mid-March when they dined at Russian restaurant Romanov in Studio City. However, it wasn’t their first meeting. Gibson and Spears and their families met a number of times after the pop star was hospitalized in February, a different source told PEOPLE at the time.
“Mel and his wife Robin clearly saw a woman in crisis and wanted to extend themselves in any way possible,” the source said.
- From People
The Britney Trifecta; smoking, picking her ass and fat/and/or possibly pregnant
May 13, 2008
Britney Spears took a poop in LA today. Film at 11.
April 13, 2008
Britney Spears triggered a minor accident on a freeway in Los Angeles’ San Fernando Valley on Saturday evening, but no one was injured and no tickets issued, a California Highway Patrol official said.
The 26-year-old pop singer, whose career has been buried under an avalanche of personal and health problems, rear-ended a car in stop-and-go traffic after she failed to stop her Mercedes in time, said CHP Officer Patrick Kimball.
That car, in turn, pushed forward into another car, he said.
Via Reuters
Sneak Peek at Britney’s TV Cameo
March 20, 2008
Break the Ice over Britney’s Head
March 12, 2008
Britney Get Animated. But where’s the Red Bull, Cheetos and Doublechin?
March 11, 2008
Britney Spears has undergone a radical transformation for her latest video. The audacious promo to forthcoming single Break The Ice is set in a futuristic world, and sees Brit depicted as a pretty, slim line superhero.
Via the Sun
Spears’ father gets $2,500 per week. And what did I give MY dad? Hemorrhoids….
March 6, 2008
“Being Britney Spears’ father is now a paying gig — through most of the summer, at least. A court has ordered the troubled pop star’s estate to pay James Spears’ $2,500 in weekly compensation and authorized him to lease a car. On Wednesday, his authority to handle his daughter’s affairs, which was scheduled to expire March 10, was extended until July 31.”
Via Yahoo