Lindsay Lohan’s Sexy Tribute to Michael Jackson
Just beat it, Lindsay.
Pregnant Women Have the Best Sex, Better Orgasms
Few think “orgasmic” when they look at a pregnant woman in all her budding — or bulging — belly beauty. Yet pregnancy is amongst the most sensual, sexual times in a woman’s life. Unbeknownst to most of us, pregnant women often top the list of the lustfully libidinous, with many expectant mums expressing increased sexual appetite and fervor, much to their partner’s delight or bewilderment, with every ripening day. Consider, after all, what’s going on with the hot mama’s changing form. First, the hormones of her time with child are blessing her with better skin and hair, making her feel more gorgeous than ever.
While some women, especially the toilet-bound, feel anything but sexy during their pregnancy, many are literally glowing from their expectancy, and love their bodacious body as never before.
Second, whether it’s her first or second trimester, some women experience increased sexual urges, at levels exceeding pre-pregnancy. During the second trimester in particular, many feel hot to trot for reasons far beyond their control. The vulva seems to have a mind of its own. Mother Nature is revving up a pregnant woman’s sex drive with increased vaginal lubrication, larger breasts, and increased vasocongestion (the flow of blood to the genitals) for heightened vulval sensitivity and a swollen, often to the point of aching, clitoris. A woman is literally a hot mama passion playground for her — and her partner — to enjoy.
- from Fox News
Third, during pregnancy, a woman’s dreams may increase and become more sexual in nature. Expectant women have reported more erotic, physical, and varied dreams during pregnancy, with a lighter sleep cycle making it easier to recall the visions and her subsequent nocturnal orgasm(s). Sharing her scintillating nightly visions with her partner can make for even more sizzling real-life action, with many couples fascinated, turned on, and even amused by the thoughts being conjured up during this time.
Given her sexual metamorphosis, all of these changes add up to a much more orgasmic woman! Between feeling sexier, increased genital blood flood, greater vulval sensitivity, and unexpected fantasies, many women experience their first orgasm or multiple orgasms during this time, spontaneously or while love making. This increased ability to reach climactic heights is why many couples work to put aside any discomfort they have with the idea of sex during pregnancy. – from WQAD
Lindsay Lohan is pregnant
IUC just learned from a close source in Lilo’s camp that the out of control actress is seven weeks preggo. “I swear she’s carrying,” the Lilo friend said. “She’s going through big emotional turmoil. She’s not sure if she’ll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days. Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months.” – from here
Lindsay Lohan is scary thin
Lindsay Lohan’s split from girlfriend Samantha Ronson has clearly been unhelpful in her constant battle to maintain a healthy weight. Now, in a bid to take her mind over her recent romantic upheaval, the Mean Girls actress is holidaying in Hawaii with her younger sister Ali and a few friends. But the troubled star’s weight loss was all too apparent when she showed off her skinny figure in a skimpy bikini yesterday.
Lindsay Lohan looks for love on the Web
Lindsay Lohan is looking for a lover who does not mind her alleged alcoholism or electronic monitoring bracelet, or so the famously troubled Hollywood actress said in a mock Internet dating profile. Lohan, whose recent breakup with Samantha Ronson has been covered by the media, stars in a dating profile posted online on Monday at FunnyOrDie.com that parodies similar videos created for matchmaking company eHarmony.
Warrant issued for Lindsay Lohan’s arrest
Beverly Hills police want Lindsay Lohan to turn herself in on an arrest warrant issued Friday. But a police official told CNN on Saturday that officers will be on the lookout for the actress-singer until she does so.
The arrest warrant, issued by a Los Angeles Superior Court judge in Beverly Hills, apparently stems from Lohan’s 2007 convictions for drunk driving, according to Beverly Hills Police Sgt. Mike Foxen. She is serving three years’ probation for those convictions.
“We’re hoping that she will turn herself in,” Foxen said.
Arrest Warrant Issued for Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan is a wanted woman. The Beverly Hills Superior Court issued an arrest warrant for the actress Friday stemming from her 2007 DUI and hit-and-run case, the Beverly Hills police confirm. Lohan is currently serving a three-year probation term for her second DUI conviction. “A warrant was in fact issued Friday for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan,” a police statement read. “The circumstances leading to the issuance by the court are not readily available at this time. It is our hope that Ms. Lohan will surrender herself so this matter can be resolved in at timely manner.” Lohan was spotted Friday night at the Chateau Marmont with friends. Attempts to locate her lawyer and reach her PR rep have so far been unsuccessful. – From People
Entertainment Buzz: BSG, Keanu, Office, Bono, Lohan, Beyonce
Here’s your lunch entertainment buzz… Get your cup of coffee and… Oh wait, there’s really only ONE STORY — BSG IS FINALLY FRAKING BACK! Yes, the first Battlestar Galactica in over a year is here — as the road to the finale unfolds. Looking for a sneak preview? Click here!
Oh yeah, and then there’s this stuff…
* Looking for his next franchise, Keanu Reeves to star in anime fan fav Bebop. (Variety)
* As previously reported, Watchmen is set for March 6th, after a big pay day with F*cking Fox. (Buzz)
* You’re invited, right? Bono, Bruce, Beyonce to play Obama’s inaugural concert. (Reuters)
* File this under ‘vanity project,’ but Casey Affleck is directing a documentary tracking the musical career of Joaquin Phoenix. Right… (THR)
* Herbie the Love Bug Hack and Kinda Lesbian Lindsay Lohan envies Scarlett Johansson’s boobs career. (People)
* Boy George is going to jail. Again. For 15 months. I guess that’s what happens when you handcuff and kidnap gay prostitutes. (BBC)
* Everyone is talking WAY too much about ‘Notorious’ – the Biggie Smalls Story (AKA Notorious B.I.G.). I loved listening to NRP this morning, trying to act hip, reporting on the movie…
* A Non-James Bond movie with Daniel Craig, ‘Defiance’, directed by Edward Zwick, is getting fairly flat reviews. (RT)
* On the Buzz Newsroom YouTube channel, catch the HD Trailer for X-Men Origins: Wolverine. (YouTube)
* Not a surprise, as NBC is “the biggest loser” — but they decided to renew The Office and 30 Rock. Duh. (THR)
* Meanwhile, in Kansas, some dumbass kid had been watching too much ‘Christmas Story’ and decided to reenact sticking his tongue to a frozen pole:
Lastly, no one should go see Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Kevin James, your 15 minutes are official done.
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