Who wants to tittyfuck Scarlett Johansson?

July 18, 2008

On your knees then, Scarlett Johansson! New poster from The Spirit!

June 15, 2008

Click to make bigger! What a hot picture!

Scarlett Johansson hot picture

He’s Just Not That Into You Trailer. Scarlett Johansson! Jennifer Connelly! Drew Barrymore! Jennifer Maniston — Blah…?!

May 28, 2008

Read more

Bratty Scarlett Johansson misses shining moment at Cannes after studio refuses demands

May 18, 2008

Scarlett Johansson was left at home in New York after a film studio refused to pay for the star’s bloated demands to attend the Cannes Film Festival to launch Woody Allen’s latest movie.
Penelope Cruz and Rebecca Hall, her co-stars in the film ‘Vicky Cristina Barcelona’, soaked up all the glory from crowds as they ascended the fabled red carpet of Cannes.

It must have been pretty galling for Johansson, 23, when reports trickled back to the U.S. about the ten minute standing ovation the film received Saturday night after the black-tie audience saw the film.

- frpm dailymail

Scarlett Johansson ready to take “private” songs public

May 11, 2008

Scarlett Johansson describes the recording of her Tom Waits covers album, “Anywhere I Lay My Head,” as an “intimate experience — almost private, in a way.”

Of course, when you’re a Hollywood actress, Louis Vuitton model and occasional tabloid fixture, pretty much nothing is private.

That’s the challenge facing Atco/Rhino Records as it promotes the album, due May 20. Johansson is a familiar face — and name recognition is a definite marketing bonus — but the phrase “actress-turned-singer” is bound to set off warning bells.

“I don’t think being a celebrity is a hindrance — I think it will get people curious,” project manager Liuba Shapiro said. “It’s not like a Paris (Hilton) brand. Scarlett has credible performances (as an actress).”

Johansson’s take on Waits, thanks in part to her teaming with TV on the Radio’s Dave Sitek for production, as well as Yeah Yeah Yeahs guitarist Nick Zinner and David Bowie on backing vocals, is an atmospheric reinvention of the gravelly-voiced singer’s work. It’s designed to appeal to those curious about Johansson’s vocal prowess, Waits fans and those who like their melodies layered and dreamy.

The album has Waits’ stamp of approval, Johansson said. “It would be mortifying otherwise. It’s such a valentine for his work. I wanted to have that approval. Now I don’t have to look out for him in a dark, crowded place.”

The video for first single “Falling Down,” directed by Oscar-nominated “Capote” helmer Bennett Miller, is a cinema verite look at a day in the life of Johansson, including photo shoots and kicking back with Salman Rushdie.

– From Reuters

Here’s Scarlett Johansson’s engagement ring

May 6, 2008

Hours after confirming her engagement to Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson flashed a diamond ring at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala.

The 23-year-old actress unveiled the sparkler while walking the red carpet — sans Reynolds — at Monday night’s celeb-studded event, which drew the likes of Julia Roberts, George Clooney, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

From AP


Blah. Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds engaged. Prolly will be broken up by July.

May 5, 2008

Scarlett Johansson and her boyfriend, Ryan Reynolds, are engaged. The 23-year-old actress and the 31-year-old actor have not set a wedding date, Johansson’s publicist, Marcel Pariseau, said Monday. - From AP

Scarlett Johansson’s new music video Falling Down

April 30, 2008

As we continue to promote Frank Miller’s The Spirit, here’s more pics of Scarlett Johansson

April 9, 2008

We love Will Eisner’s The Spirit. And, we love Frank Miller — having grown up supping from his comic teet with Daredevil and The Dark Knight Returns. But your average 16-30 year old movie goer says WTF is the Spirit?! That’s why we’re spreading the word, educating our readers on the coolness of Will Eisner. We want to get people excited about this movie… Enjoy…
Read more

UPDATED: Leaked pic of sexy nurse Scarlett Johansson from The Spirit. And no, we will not take down the pics, Lionsgate. But thanks for the legal threat.

April 9, 2008


Scarlett plays a femme fatale named Silk N. Floss in Frank Miller’s The Spirt, and her name and outfit are any indication, this will be one sexy character.
Read more

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds enter Splitsville

April 8, 2008

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have been quietly dating for about a year, but reports of their relationship being on the outs are becoming more frequent. According to the Australian press, “Scarlett and Ryan have hit a rough patch after he dared to broach the subject of marriage and kids. Scarlett is younger and has no desire for a husband or family just yet.”

Via MSNBC

First look at Scarlett Johansson’s Album Cover

April 5, 2008

She’s calling her debut album Anywhere I Lay My Head – and it looks like Scarlett Johansson is taking a literal approach to her album art. Due May 20, the album features covers of alternative troubadour Tom Waits’s music, plus one original composition. Johansson was joined in the studio by David Bowie, who lends guest vocals on “Falling Down” and “Fannin Street.”

“Frank Miller Has Spirit, Yes He Does. Do You, Do You? Goooo Team!”

March 4, 2008

scarlett_johansson_allure.jpg
“So let me sing the praises of actors. I challenge anybody to match the intelligence of Dan Laura, Bruce Willis, Carla Gugino, or Scarlett Johansson. I dare anybody to challenge the wisdom and gravitas exuded by the sheet presence of actors like Rutger Hauer or Powers Booth.”

Spirit director Frank Miller via the Spirit Blog

Caption This Picture!

February 15, 2008

What are Eric Bana, Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman saying while on the “The Other Boleyn Girl” press junket? Comment in the comments!
r1.jpeg
Read more

Sucking with a Scottish accent! Scarlett Johansson! (Oh wait, that’s still kind of a hot idea. But we’ll ruin it with the below pic…)

February 15, 2008

“Paramount Vantage is closing in on domestic rights to Phillip Noyce’s “Mary Queen of Scots,” starring Scarlett Johansson. Terms are still being finalized. The actress will play the 16th century monarch who had an antagonistic relationship with Queen Elizabeth I of England and was eventually beheaded.”

Via Variety

scotty.jpg